Remember Tyler Grimm?

So what do you do when your sister's teenaged boyfriend shoots her point-blank in the face and kills her? If you're Tyler Grimm, you gather up your forces and start a scholarship foundation for teenaged girls who've survived domestic... More

Crab People: My Submission to Wikipedia

It is often suggested you don't use Wikipedia as a source for serious writing. I would have to agree. I've found inaccuracies there almost every time I've checked it out. It can be as simple as saying Britney Spears was found dead in... More

Bring On the Fug

Anyway, one of my friends called me to let me know she had a hunch she lost one of my precious 10.5 double-pointed needles in her chair. Sure enough, she had. I ran over there post-haste. Together, we upended her recliner. I heard a... More

Birth Control for Hippies (because hippies shouldn’t breed, Bluebeard) 01/22/08
How to be Awarded A Restraining Order for Unlawfully Dealing With A Child 01/22/08
Ass-Kicking As A Fundraiser 11/29/07
Huge, Naked Boobs 11/07/07
My Dream Home 08/24/07
Socks Are Not Mandatory In Summer Months 08/24/07
Peek a Boo ICU 08/15/07
OMFG 07/03/07
Last Will and Testament 06/23/07
Daughters of Feminists 05/21/07
Oy Vey, Imus 04/16/07
Mass Murder! But First, I Have To Check My Email. 04/16/07
Kick-Arse Garage Sale 04/11/07
Gift Ideas for Non-Parents for Expectant Parents Who Don't Have Other Kids 04/10/07
Me Against the Dryer 04/06/07
Return to Auschwitz 04/04/07
Inject yourself with fetal cells! 04/03/07
Circumcision Does NOT Prevent HIV Txmission 03/31/07
New Workout Video for Masochists, Life Happens (and I'm baaaa-aaaack!) 03/30/07
To Whom It May Concern 02/24/07
My Best Freecycle Post Yet 02/24/07
Who Cares About Anything Else When We've Got Britney? 02/21/07
Missed One, aka Gramma Taking One For the Team 02/20/07
Eeek! A mouse! 02/15/07
Southernisms 02/15/07
The Importance of Vasectomies, Part II 02/12/07
The Importance of Vasectomies 02/11/07
Why I Voted Republican 02/09/07
Amazing Gift Idea 02/07/07
Mortality, part two 02/04/07
Mortality 01/31/07
This is just wrong. 01/29/07
Urban Legend Debunkment Time! 01/27/07
Shine Your Sink-FLYlady 01/27/07
If I Were Good 01/26/07
American Idol/I Am Not A Fan 01/17/07
Chaos Factor 01/15/07
Dr. Zhivago Blows Me Away Every Time 01/09/07
Skinny Girls Have Their Issues, Too, Middle School Cruelty and More About Boobs 01/07/07
Part of the Problem-in response to Bacon Cheddar's blog about noninvolvement 01/03/07
Airborne-a not-so-natural preventive medicine 01/03/07
Abacinate-to blind someone by covering his eyes with hot plates and other ridiculous words 01/03/07
Brocolli=Emergency 2/Covert Marital Operations 12/27/06
Don't Forget To Urinate Before and After! 12/14/06
Mayan Sex Chocolate 12/14/06
The Power of Sleeplessness 12/05/06
Brocolli=Emergency 11/25/06
Cheater cheater cheater, if only in my dreams 11/22/06
Celebrity Interview: Angelina Jolie 11/21/06
Gifts for Free or Cheap 11/21/06
Interviewing Britney Spears 11/20/06
Food Secrets, Family Recipes 11/15/06
Family Secrets 11/15/06
True or False 11/12/06
To Snip or Not To Snip-That Is the Question 11/09/06
Snakebitten Britney Spears Resigns 11/08/06
Supermom Is Just An Illusion 11/08/06
If High School Were Taken Over By Goth Shoe Fetishists 11/06/06
Saddam Gets the Death Penalty 11/05/06
Bellydancing 11/05/06
Quince anos-Spanish for PARTY! 11/05/06
Womanly curves-my cups runneth over 11/02/06
Piercing Screams 10/31/06
Cheap eats-porn chicken 10/30/06
Happy Friggin' Homemaker 10/30/06
Coming Together 10/29/06
To all the young, hip, single readers 10/25/06
But you could just put it up for adoption! 10/25/06
Go ahead, be judgemental! 10/25/06
Crafts Aren't All About Toilet Paper Cozies-Fun Crafts for the Deviant 10/20/06
Non-Food Items to NOT Leave Around Toddlers 10/19/06
A Killer Smile Is Hot 10/17/06
Artificial Sex 10/12/06
Messing With People 10/12/06
Gidyap, Cowgirl! 10/10/06
CONFORM! CONSUME! OBEEEEEEYYYY! 10/07/06
In response to Matt's blog on the kid who killed his mom 10/07/06
Bob Dildo and why children's TV makes me want to stick tree branches in my eyes 10/03/06
Moms Gettin' It On 09/27/06
Saving the Planet, One Pair of Gap Jeans At A Time 09/24/06
Fembot 09/23/06
If this were the look I would be the Paris Hilton of the `burbs. 09/23/06
Sharon the Psycho, Part II 09/22/06
Invincible, immortal. Crazy juujuu. 09/22/06
Sharon the Psycho 09/21/06
Best Mom Ever 09/21/06
Interview With Matt Damon 09/18/06
The Perfect Drug 09/15/06
Frederick's of Hollywood-Couples Therapy 09/14/06
Mary Poppins 09/14/06
The Thing 09/12/06
Dodge Magnum 09/12/06
Just in case you didn't already question pharmaceutical companies 09/11/06
Boobs 09/11/06
Mommy Dearest 09/08/06